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SAID BY TIM
20 August, 2006
18 August, 2006
8-Year-Old: "...then I'm gonna go to college and become a lawyer."
Mom: "Why don't you go to medical school and become a doctor?"
8-Year-Old: (whining) "Cause I don't wanna be a fucking doctor."
OVERHEARD BY CHRIS
16 August, 2006
14 August, 2006
11 August, 2006
10 August, 2006
Woman 1: "They went on a tandem parachute jump for their anniversary, which I think is cool. Not exactly romantic, but cool."
Woman 2: "Really, that's crazy! How do they stay on the bike?"
OVERHEARD BY MATTHEW
09 August, 2006
08 August, 2006
Girl: "I like your picture; you look all tough."
Guy: "Yeah, that's the look I reserve for walking South of Market late at night. But when I open my mouth, it's all pink and glitter."
OVERHEARD BY TIM