Guy: "I wish I had some big ol' titties so I could whack you in the face with 'em."
OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE
31 October, 2008
30 October, 2008
29 October, 2008
27 October, 2008
22 October, 2008
20 October, 2008
17 October, 2008
'I'm Really Into That Whole Watchamacallit Stuff. You Know. That TV Stuff. With The Old Guys. Politics!'
College Girl On Cellphone: "Yeah, I was listening to. Um. That guy. You know..... McCain."
OVERHEARD BY STEPHANIE
16 October, 2008
14 October, 2008
10 October, 2008
09 October, 2008
07 October, 2008
A couple rents 24 movies at a rental store and is awarded bonus treats. Teen daughter goes to the ice cream cooler.
Teen: "Mom, do you want the sundae cone or that one with nuts?"
Mom: "I can't have them, I ain't got any teeth!
Mom: "I'm getting my teeth for my birthday!"
Dad: "I've been waiting 20 years to get my two front teeth back, and here she goes to the dentist today and is getting a whole mouthful for her birthday."
OVERHEARD BY ALI