tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-114083582024-03-08T08:13:10.099-08:00Overheard LinesTimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.comBlogger825125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-50256616639524720022009-05-28T00:01:00.000-07:002009-05-28T00:01:03.576-07:00End Of The Road"This blog started just over four years ago, when some construction guys outside my house said something I found kind of funny. <br /><br />Four years later, there's more construction outside my house, but I haven't had time to listen for anything funny. <br /><br />Seems a fitting time to admit I've been way too busy; people on the bus have been way too on-their-iPods-and-not-saying-anything-I-found-interesting; and many other Overheard sites have sprung up that can easily fill your day better than I can.<br /><br />So this is the final blog post. Thanks for the submissions and the loyal readership!"<br /><br /><font size=1>SAID BY TIM</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-36716780205829316012009-04-23T17:16:00.001-07:002009-04-23T17:17:13.555-07:00At An Anti-War Protest (Because The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword?)Guy: "Do you have a pen?"<br />Girl: "No, I don’t. Sorry. I’m a bad protester. I have a Kleenex, though."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY MK</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-26287675093939720382009-04-21T00:01:00.000-07:002009-04-21T00:01:02.517-07:00Guy In Dunkin' Donuts Sayin' Hi To His Friends"Trying to stay young and beautiful, but it ain't workin' out."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY MARC</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-10629815777316668952009-04-20T00:01:00.000-07:002009-04-20T00:01:02.174-07:00'Maybe Harvard, Maybe Notre Dame. We Wanna Stay In The Area'Girl 1: "Rebecca and I have to go to college together."<br />Boy: "Where are you going?"<br />Girl 1: I don't know. Somewhere near LA."<br />Girl 2: "Yeah, we're going to go to UC Santa Cruz or something."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY SARA</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-44006816662218090842009-04-17T00:01:00.000-07:002009-04-17T00:01:01.598-07:00'That's What I Like About It'Girl 1, On 41 Bus: "She has a nice butt."<br />Girl 2, On 41 Bus: "But she has no butt."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY ANDREW</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-86913297145225656892009-04-15T09:24:00.000-07:002009-04-16T09:25:56.096-07:00Extreme AutographsGuy Outside Ben Folds Concert: "It's too bad he didn't sign my dick. That would be awesome. I'd never wash it."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY STEVE</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-29380532644527384462009-04-10T00:01:00.000-07:002009-04-10T00:01:03.723-07:00As Opposed To The Normal KindWoman On 33rd At Clement: "This is not your run-of-the-mill apocalypse."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY EMILY</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-34580294940869559772009-04-09T00:01:00.000-07:002009-04-09T00:01:03.934-07:00Heavily Pierced Dude And Frat-Looking Guy Make Plans For, Um...Frat Guy: "So, are you going to wear a diaper?"<br />Heavily Pierced Dude: "I'm not sure yet. I might."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY MEGAN</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-35950286358554823562009-04-08T17:53:00.000-07:002009-04-08T17:54:49.470-07:00Disgruntled Customer Ranting About Online Banking"I don't trust ‘em in person, so why bank online? I’m gonna stay a dinosaur.”<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY TIM K</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-82414024585591970232009-04-02T00:01:00.000-07:002009-04-02T00:01:03.987-07:00Overheard In A Dressing RoomWoman: "Oh shoot, my tattoo is all gross again. I don't think I'll be showing it off tonight."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-41810213379635289452009-04-01T00:01:00.000-07:002009-04-01T00:01:30.745-07:00Guy Flirting With Girl On Transbay BusGuy: "So, what do you do on weekends?"<br />Girl: "Gardening, lots of gardening."<br />Guy: "Oh good! I'm Mexican!"<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY JENN</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-76196890370360090762009-03-31T00:01:00.000-07:002009-03-31T00:01:07.839-07:00'I'm Being A Good Friend'Girl: "Your breath smells really bad."<br />Friend: (gasps with hand over mouth) "...That really hurts my feelings."<br />Girl: "Imagine how many people's feelings you would be hurting if I hadn't told you."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY SARAH</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-14753954722840563012009-03-30T00:01:00.000-07:002009-03-30T00:01:07.393-07:00Half-Full, Half-Empty GirlsGirl 1: "Oh look, those people are camping!"<br />Girl 2: "No, they're homeless. People don't camp by the freeway."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY MARGOT</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-66751488888954813792009-03-27T00:01:00.000-07:002009-03-27T00:01:05.460-07:00Overheard From The Other Side Of The Partition"How long do you need to show me your tool?"<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY CLARE</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-15017001726407093372009-03-26T14:57:00.000-07:002009-03-26T14:58:25.246-07:00'Nice Try'Dad: "Want to read some books?"<br />Kid: "No, I just want to read a little T.V."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY DANIELLE</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-80626160335903118072009-03-24T00:01:00.000-07:002009-03-24T00:01:08.718-07:00Light-Skinned African-American Man Complaining About Lack Of Melanin"I have to wear SPF 16. For black people, that's like 100."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY MK</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-71173684302328913422009-03-23T00:01:00.000-07:002009-03-23T00:01:14.199-07:00Semi-Free To Be Semi-MeGuy 1: "Hey, are you going tomorrow night?"<br />Guy 2: "I don’t know. I have a semi-wife and I semi have to ask her."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY MK</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-10038556737577002322009-03-20T00:03:00.000-07:002009-03-20T00:03:05.703-07:00Couple Discussing, Uh, USC? (University of Sardines and Capers?)"I hate that school. You can't leave without smelling like it." <br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-82007398873997175102009-03-19T00:03:00.000-07:002009-03-19T00:03:04.301-07:00Two Girls Walking Past University Library"So then I just, like, you know, in my room, but it wasn't a full, like, poop..."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY ALYSSA</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-87468803461206937602009-03-18T00:03:00.000-07:002009-03-18T00:03:05.782-07:00Guy With Backup Plan, To Guy Friend"I hate women. Do you want to be gay with me?"<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY ZOE</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-84396635357105375472009-03-17T12:01:00.001-07:002009-03-17T12:03:02.947-07:00'We'd Assume This Was Benign In Context, If We Could Only Think Of A Context'Woman To Man: "Has to be workable with whiskers; you can't have whiskers tangling in the ropes."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-64862717877811840792009-03-16T18:56:00.000-07:002009-03-16T18:58:05.521-07:00'Mommy's Little Contributor To The Bottom Line'"Her kindergarten tuition is like twice what my college tuition was. She’d better be learning a trade."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY MK</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-18323052076652664262009-03-13T10:16:00.001-07:002009-03-13T10:17:11.917-07:00Overheard Lines Went On Vacation And Forgot To Tell You"Apologies to all, especially the dude who asked if I was in a coma. Back on Monday."<br /><br /><font size=1>SAID BY TIM</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-41111942982367338002009-03-05T12:30:00.000-08:002009-03-05T12:31:05.813-08:00Compliments Of The...Mmm, Is That A Compliment?Man: "There you go, you're looking less and less creepy as time goes by."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11408358.post-17040780034983187852009-02-24T11:12:00.000-08:002009-02-24T11:15:38.542-08:00Not What You Want To Hear At Sunday Morning Breakfast, Even If It's At A Cafe In The TenderloinGuy At Counter Talking On Cell Phone: "I went to the worst leather bar last night. It was a level 9. All I could smell was grundle. It was absolutely frightening."<br /><br /><font size=1>OVERHEARD BY NATE</font>Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05670603713479994124noreply@blogger.com1