Overheard Lines

End Of The Road

2009-05-28T00:01:00.000-07:00

"This blog started just over four years ago, when some construction guys outside my house said something I found kind of funny.

Four years later, there's more construction outside my house, but I haven't had time to listen for anything funny.

Seems a fitting time to admit I've been way too busy; people on the bus have been way too on-their-iPods-and-not-saying-anything-I-found-interesting; and many other Overheard sites have sprung up that can easily fill your day better than I can.

So this is the final blog post. Thanks for the submissions and the loyal readership!"

SAID BY TIM

At An Anti-War Protest (Because The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword?)

2009-04-23T17:16:00.001-07:00

Guy: "Do you have a pen?"
Girl: "No, I don’t. Sorry. I’m a bad protester. I have a Kleenex, though."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Guy In Dunkin' Donuts Sayin' Hi To His Friends

2009-04-21T00:01:00.000-07:00

"Trying to stay young and beautiful, but it ain't workin' out."

OVERHEARD BY MARC

'Maybe Harvard, Maybe Notre Dame. We Wanna Stay In The Area'

2009-04-20T00:01:00.000-07:00

Girl 1: "Rebecca and I have to go to college together."
Boy: "Where are you going?"
Girl 1: I don't know. Somewhere near LA."
Girl 2: "Yeah, we're going to go to UC Santa Cruz or something."

OVERHEARD BY SARA

'That's What I Like About It'

2009-04-17T00:01:00.000-07:00

Girl 1, On 41 Bus: "She has a nice butt."
Girl 2, On 41 Bus: "But she has no butt."

OVERHEARD BY ANDREW

Extreme Autographs

2009-04-15T09:24:00.000-07:00

Guy Outside Ben Folds Concert: "It's too bad he didn't sign my dick. That would be awesome. I'd never wash it."

OVERHEARD BY STEVE

As Opposed To The Normal Kind

2009-04-10T00:01:00.000-07:00

Woman On 33rd At Clement: "This is not your run-of-the-mill apocalypse."

OVERHEARD BY EMILY

Heavily Pierced Dude And Frat-Looking Guy Make Plans For, Um...

2009-04-09T00:01:00.000-07:00

Frat Guy: "So, are you going to wear a diaper?"
Heavily Pierced Dude: "I'm not sure yet. I might."

OVERHEARD BY MEGAN

Disgruntled Customer Ranting About Online Banking

2009-04-08T17:53:00.000-07:00

"I don't trust ‘em in person, so why bank online? I’m gonna stay a dinosaur.”

OVERHEARD BY TIM K

Overheard In A Dressing Room

2009-04-02T00:01:00.000-07:00

Woman: "Oh shoot, my tattoo is all gross again. I don't think I'll be showing it off tonight."

OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER

Guy Flirting With Girl On Transbay Bus

2009-04-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

Guy: "So, what do you do on weekends?"
Girl: "Gardening, lots of gardening."
Guy: "Oh good! I'm Mexican!"

OVERHEARD BY JENN

'I'm Being A Good Friend'

2009-03-31T00:01:00.000-07:00

Girl: "Your breath smells really bad."
Friend: (gasps with hand over mouth) "...That really hurts my feelings."
Girl: "Imagine how many people's feelings you would be hurting if I hadn't told you."

OVERHEARD BY SARAH

Half-Full, Half-Empty Girls

2009-03-30T00:01:00.000-07:00

Girl 1: "Oh look, those people are camping!"
Girl 2: "No, they're homeless. People don't camp by the freeway."

OVERHEARD BY MARGOT

Overheard From The Other Side Of The Partition

2009-03-27T00:01:00.000-07:00

"How long do you need to show me your tool?"

OVERHEARD BY CLARE

'Nice Try'

2009-03-26T14:57:00.000-07:00

Dad: "Want to read some books?"
Kid: "No, I just want to read a little T.V."

OVERHEARD BY DANIELLE

Light-Skinned African-American Man Complaining About Lack Of Melanin

2009-03-24T00:01:00.000-07:00

"I have to wear SPF 16. For black people, that's like 100."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Semi-Free To Be Semi-Me

2009-03-23T00:01:00.000-07:00

Guy 1: "Hey, are you going tomorrow night?"
Guy 2: "I don’t know. I have a semi-wife and I semi have to ask her."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Couple Discussing, Uh, USC? (University of Sardines and Capers?)

2009-03-20T00:03:00.000-07:00

"I hate that school. You can't leave without smelling like it."

OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE

Two Girls Walking Past University Library

2009-03-19T00:03:00.000-07:00

"So then I just, like, you know, in my room, but it wasn't a full, like, poop..."

OVERHEARD BY ALYSSA

Guy With Backup Plan, To Guy Friend

2009-03-18T00:03:00.000-07:00

"I hate women. Do you want to be gay with me?"

OVERHEARD BY ZOE

'We'd Assume This Was Benign In Context, If We Could Only Think Of A Context'

2009-03-17T12:01:00.001-07:00

Woman To Man: "Has to be workable with whiskers; you can't have whiskers tangling in the ropes."

OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER

'Mommy's Little Contributor To The Bottom Line'

2009-03-16T18:56:00.000-07:00

"Her kindergarten tuition is like twice what my college tuition was. She’d better be learning a trade."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Overheard Lines Went On Vacation And Forgot To Tell You

2009-03-13T10:16:00.001-07:00

"Apologies to all, especially the dude who asked if I was in a coma. Back on Monday."

SAID BY TIM

Compliments Of The...Mmm, Is That A Compliment?

2009-03-05T12:30:00.000-08:00

Man: "There you go, you're looking less and less creepy as time goes by."

OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER

Not What You Want To Hear At Sunday Morning Breakfast, Even If It's At A Cafe In The Tenderloin

2009-02-24T11:12:00.000-08:00

Guy At Counter Talking On Cell Phone: "I went to the worst leather bar last night. It was a level 9. All I could smell was grundle. It was absolutely frightening."

OVERHEARD BY NATE

Woman, To Other Woman, Coming In From Highly Inappropriate Smoke Break

2009-02-20T00:01:00.000-08:00

"Well, you should just get the 'landing strip' and take care of the rest yourself."

OVERHEARD BY BRIAN

Michael Scott Wannabe

2009-02-18T20:35:00.000-08:00

Bank Teller: "Hey, today is Friday the 13th! Scaaaarry!"
Manager: "Yep. And I hope you're abducted, then killed by a masked murderer."
Bank Teller: "What?! Oh my God, you're evil!"
Manager: "Yeah, so...'good kill' to you!"
Bank Teller: "What???"
Manager: "Like when you wish someone 'good will'...only in this case you wish people 'good kill'."
Bank Teller: "Oh...."
Manager: "No, but seriously. I'd feel kinda bad if that really happened to you."
Bank Teller: "No, you wouldn't. You would laugh at the irony."
Manager: "Yeah, you're right...."

OVERHEARD BY C.C.

Girl Who Dreams Big

2009-02-17T00:02:00.000-08:00

"Mom, you know what we should have for dinner tomorrow? Casserole!"

OVERHEARD BY TARA

Five-Year-Olds At A Birthday Party

2009-02-12T11:28:00.000-08:00

Boy: "When I grow up, I'm going to be a fire hydrant."
Girl: "You can't be a fire hydrant!"
Boy: "My mommy said I can be whatever I want when I grow up."
Girl: "Your mom's an idiot!"

OVERHEARD BY AMANDA

At A Job Fair For Gift Shop Positions At A Zoo

2009-02-05T10:56:00.000-08:00

Interviewer: "So tell me about your current job. What's your favorite thing about it?"
Potential Employee: "Well, it's the only job I found where I can legally dance on the counter tops."

OVERHEARD BY JESSICA

'Yeah, Well, Actually....'

2009-02-04T11:12:00.000-08:00

Guy: "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid!"

OVERHEARD BY JIM

12-Year-Old Watching Slow-Mo Replay During Super Bowl

2009-02-03T00:01:00.000-08:00

"Their butts are jiggly!"

OVERHEARD BY JESSICA

'And A Diet Coke...'

2009-02-02T10:58:00.000-08:00

Woman: 'I'd like the full fry-up, please, with extra bacon. And two slices
of toast and marmalade.'
Assistant: 'Do you want butter or margarine on the toast?'
Woman: 'Oh, marmalade. I'm on a diet.'

OVERHEARD BY O.B.

A Couple Of Working Joe's Having A Beer

2009-01-30T18:56:00.000-08:00

Guy 1: "So who's this middle class they keep talking about?"
Guy 2: "You got your bigshots in New York, and your movie folks in L.A., and the middle class is everyone in the middle of that."

OVERHEARD BY JULIE

'Same Way They Raise Brainless...Never Mind'

2009-01-28T17:05:00.001-08:00

Mother: "We're having boneless chicken for dinner."
Daughter: "How do they raise boneless chickens?"

OVERHEARD BY LINDA

Overheard In The Office On The Way To The Printer

2009-01-23T00:01:00.000-08:00

"You can't change the demographics unless you're a Nazi."

OVERHEARD BY KAREN

Lover's Quarrel On Minna Street

2009-01-22T00:01:00.000-08:00

"Nigga, you ain't nothing special...I'm gonna go make a salad...."

OVERHEARD BY NATE

Optimistic Mother On Chicago El

2009-01-21T00:01:00.000-08:00

"I ate nothing but M&M's and Chinese food for the last few months of my pregnancy. My daughter weighed four pounds when she was born, but I never got sick once."

OVERHEARD BY OLD NED

Theological Discussion On Train

2009-01-20T15:19:00.000-08:00

Guy: "What, he's a Buddhist? So has he shaved his head and become a nun and stuff?"
Girl: "He just said he's a Buddhist. He's probably not; he's probably a Christian."
Guy: "Didn't Johnny become a Buddhist? Or was that vegetarian?"

OVERHEARD BY REBECCA

'Train To Cheating Side Of Town In Seven Minutes'

2009-01-16T00:01:00.000-08:00

Cellphone Guy, On BART: "I got your text the other night, are you okay...? The text said you wanted me to come out and sleep with you.... Well, maybe.... Well, no, I can't. I have a girlfriend."

OVERHEARD BY ANNA

'Thank The Lord For Small Blessings'

2009-01-15T15:30:00.001-08:00

Man Dialing Phone: "Luckily there are no 4's in my Mom's number."

OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER

Mom At Airport Giving A Confusing Lesson On Geography And Wildlife

2009-01-08T00:01:00.000-08:00

Mom: "Buffalo's in New York."
Kid: "They ARE?!?"

OVERHEARD BY MK

Typical Four-Year-Old, Drawing Pictures

2009-01-07T00:01:00.000-08:00

Uncle: "What are you drawing?"
Kid: "It's a street. And this is a cat."
Uncle: "Aww, that's sweet."
Kid: "And now a car is gonna run over it."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Guy In Line To See 'Milk'

2009-01-06T00:01:00.000-08:00

"I've seen it nine times. It's like 'Star Wars' for gays."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

We're Hoping O.B. Comments On This One

2009-01-05T00:01:00.000-08:00

Girl 1: "This country is so tasteless. I can't wait to go to Britain, where there's class."
Girl 2: "God, I hate Britain. It's just like America only with unintelligible accents."

OVERHEARD BY SAHRA

Girl Explaining Why She Doesn't Like To Exercise

2009-01-02T11:54:00.000-08:00

"It's just that I'm the sedimentary type."

OVERHEARD BY PATRICK

'The Classic Conundrum: Which Came First, The TV Or The Air Hockey Table?'

2008-12-31T00:01:00.000-08:00

Guy: "And that's when the puck hit the TV."
Girl: "They shouldn't have put the TV so close to the air hockey table."
Guy: "The TV was already there."
Girl: "In that case, they shouldn't have put the air hockey table so close to the TV."
Guy: "The table was already there."
Girl: "..."

OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE

Guy Covering All The Bases With Prospective Date

2008-12-30T00:01:00.000-08:00

“I’m not religious--I’m spiritual. I guess I’m a Christian, but Jesus wasn’t one.”

OVERHEARD BY ROD

'And This Will Probably Be True For The Next Few Christmases'

2008-12-29T00:01:00.000-08:00

Customer: "What are you doing this Christmas?"
Clerk: "Well, it's been five years and Dad's still dead so.....you know."

OVERHEARD BY KERRI

Overheard Lines Is Closed For The Holidays; Back On Dec 29

2008-12-23T00:01:00.000-08:00

"Don't be one of those people who says, 'Oh, man, I heard something great at my cousin's cookie swap; I wish I'd written it down.' Stop your holiday enjoyment and scribble down your overheard lines -- then submit when you're back on company time! A holiday message from your OL host. Have a good one!"

SAID BY TIM

Comedy Aficionado At Target

2008-12-22T00:01:00.000-08:00

"How are communist leader Russian nesting dolls not funny?"

OVERHEARD BY EM

Overheard While Waiting For A Bus

2008-12-19T00:01:00.000-08:00

Girl: "I have to learn how to play poker so I can get a poker face."

OVERHEARD BY SARA

Teens In 'Issues In Society' Class With Issues Of Their Own

2008-12-18T00:01:00.000-08:00

Teen 1: "What's that thing when you're sitting behind blinds at a pond, and you shoot ducks, and the dog goes to get them?"
Teen 2: "Um, duck hunting?"
Teen 1: "No, that's not it..."

OVERHEARD BY KIERSTIN

The Castro, It Is A-Changin'

2008-12-17T00:01:00.000-08:00

Guy: "This used to be all gay stuff, but now it’s just all yuppie stuff..."

OVERHEARD BY MK

'Sounds Like She's A Carrie'

2008-12-16T16:46:00.000-08:00

Guy 1: "Hey, thanks for playing wingman the other night. Too bad she had so many issues."
Guy 2: "Yeah, when I heard her mention the ex-boyfriend for the third time, I knew it was trouble. I've seen enough Sex in the City to know where that road leads."

OVERHEARD BY JEFF

Overheard In The Dressing Room

2008-12-15T16:00:00.000-08:00

Girl 1: "That would make a good homecoming dress."
Girl 2: "I don't know, it looks like a pregnant girl dress."
Girl 1: "Well, if you wear it right, it could be both!"

OVERHEARD BY MK

Woman Explaining Why Her Daughter's Girl Scout Troupe Sucks

2008-12-12T00:01:00.000-08:00

"No snacks, no crafts, just a bitch lecturing first graders."

OVERHEARD BY MK

'I Always Thought Confident Girls Were Whores'

2008-12-11T00:01:00.001-08:00

Girl: "They haven't done it yet! I think she's frigid."
Friend: "Really? She seems well-confident to me."
Girl: "Oh, you can be well-confident and frigid."
Friend: "Oh...I didn't know that."

OVERHEARD BY PATRICIA

'Problem Is, Geeks Would Find An Alternate Use'

2008-12-10T00:01:00.000-08:00

Woman: "I love my iPhone. The only thing that's missing is a hole for me to stick my tongue in and make out with it."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Woman Who Will Soon Be Moving To Another Town

2008-12-09T16:27:00.000-08:00

Daughter: "I think writing checks is complicated. You write one, and then you have two days to make sure you have the money to cover it. It's a pain in the ass!"
Mom: "That's not how checks are supposed to work."
Daughter: "But on the other hand, if it bounces, you can still keep the stuff. Just don't go back to that store."
Mom: "Umm...yeah, that's not how checks work...."

OVERHEARD BY ERINMARIE

Master Of Seduction In A UK Pub

2008-12-04T09:38:00.000-08:00

Bloke: 'I'm going to go home now, jump on my old woman and give her one.'
Mate: 'I hope she'll get a bit of foreplay.'
Bloke: 'What? At this time of night?'

OVERHEARD BY O.B.

'Good Name. Bad Names.'

2008-12-01T08:56:00.000-08:00

Woman: "Dust and Glitter. That's a great name."
Man: "For what?"
Woman: "It's a store."
Man: "Ah, okay. Good name for a store. Not good for twins."
Woman: "Poor Dust. 'Mom always liked you better, Glitter.'"

OVERHEARD BY MK

Overheard Lines Is Off For Thanksgiving Week

2008-11-24T07:30:00.000-08:00

"Back on Monday the 1st. Please take pencil and paper to any holiday events you attend -- and send your overheard lines our way."

SAID BY TIM

'Either One Explains Nicole Ritchie'

2008-11-18T11:13:00.000-08:00

Woman: "Sorry, she's autistic."
Man: "Oh...So she doesn't eat?"
Woman: "It's like in her brain.... But no, she doesn't eat."

OVERHEARD BY DEE

Plus Size Girl Who Must Think She Has Video Chat On Her Cellphone

2008-11-13T19:32:00.000-08:00

"No, don't say anything, because you know these jeans look good on me."

OVERHEARD BY JERE

Guy Who Knows His Statutes Of Limitations

2008-11-10T10:38:00.000-08:00

"Dude! I just turned 21. It's so cool to be drinking with you in a bar. Legally. Not like in New York."

OVERHEARD BY JONATHAN

'Y On N! N On Y!'

2008-11-06T10:26:00.000-08:00

Teen Girl: "No on Measure R!"
Teen Boy: "No, we're yes on R!"
Teen Girl: "Ohhh, well Yes on R!"

OVERHEARD BY BEN

8-Year-Old At Obama Victory Party

2008-11-05T00:52:00.000-08:00

"Yay, daddy! Now we don't have to move to Canada!"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Guy Explaining Why He Had A Great Time In Bangkok's Discos

2008-11-03T09:44:00.000-08:00

"Thai people can't dance, but they sure can bounce and jump."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Overheard On Halloween: Girl Watching 'Jeepers Creepers'

2008-11-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

"I find it hard to believe a demon would get vanity plates."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Guy Flirting With/Attacking/Fantasizing With/Harassing Wal-Mart Greeter

2008-10-31T11:47:00.000-07:00

Guy: "I wish I had some big ol' titties so I could whack you in the face with 'em."

OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE

Why You Must Vote On November 4th

2008-10-30T14:50:00.000-07:00

Teen: "Her parents won't let her eat at McDonald's. No McDonald's, no Burger King, no Harvey's... No McDonald's! It's so sad. So, so sad."

OVERHEARD BY JENNIFER

Really Really Cheap Little Boy At The Really Really Free Market

2008-10-29T17:44:00.000-07:00

Little Boy: (Grabbing used vacuum cleaner and dragging it away) "Okay guys, I got my mom her mother's day present!"

OVERHEARD BY JESSICA

Guy About To Spend Quite A Long Time In Wal-Mart

2008-10-27T15:38:00.000-07:00

"I'm hungry for some shrimp...Wait, no...Yeah, but something else."

OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE

Wise-Beyond-Her-Years Girl

2008-10-22T09:53:00.000-07:00

"I'm not doing tequila shots. I'm not a slut on spring break."

OVERHEARD BY KATE

Overheard Outside Target

2008-10-20T00:01:00.000-07:00

"I just spent $87 on vitamins. Well, it wasn't ALL vitamins. I also bought a toothbrush."

OVERHEARD BY MK

'I'm Really Into That Whole Watchamacallit Stuff. You Know. That TV Stuff. With The Old Guys. Politics!'

2008-10-17T15:53:00.001-07:00

College Girl On Cellphone: "Yeah, I was listening to. Um. That guy. You know..... McCain."

OVERHEARD BY STEPHANIE

'I Think You're Confusing A Blowjob With A Blowjob'

2008-10-16T10:15:00.000-07:00

Tween 1: "I've never had alcohol."
Tween 2: "I have."
Tween 1: "That's 'cause you're a slut."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Guy On The F Train In Lower Manhattan

2008-10-14T20:31:00.000-07:00

"Yeah it’s the same way I can tell you’re a hipster, I can tell he's anti-Semitic.”

OVERHEARD BY SIOBHAN

Woman With Big Plans For The Weekend

2008-10-10T07:16:00.000-07:00

"I was thinking I would drill my tail hole before I paint it."

OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER

'T-Shirts? Slurpees? Or, Er, Um...?'

2008-10-09T07:10:00.000-07:00

Overheard in Wal-Mart parking lot:

Woman 1: "You know I like 'em large."
Woman 2: "Yeah, I know."

OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE

And The Moral Is: Toothless People Like Movies?

2008-10-07T00:01:00.000-07:00

A couple rents 24 movies at a rental store and is awarded bonus treats. Teen daughter goes to the ice cream cooler.

Teen: "Mom, do you want the sundae cone or that one with nuts?"
Mom: "I can't have them, I ain't got any teeth!
Teen: ...
Mom: "I'm getting my teeth for my birthday!"
Dad: "I've been waiting 20 years to get my two front teeth back, and here she goes to the dentist today and is getting a whole mouthful for her birthday."

OVERHEARD BY ALI

Two Nurses In A Hospital Elevator, Looking At Pieces Of Paper

2008-10-02T00:01:00.000-07:00

"See? I told you there was no difference between night and day."

OVERHEARD BY SMONET

The King Of Wise Decisions

2008-10-01T00:01:00.000-07:00

Guy: "I'm thinking of doing heroin, but just once. Do you think that's cool?"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Couple Discussing Friend's Vacation Plans

2008-09-29T16:15:00.000-07:00

Guy: "Wouldn't it be funny if she was actually selling her baby down in Mexico, and she ended up on 48 Hours Mystery, and we could say we knew her when?"
Girl: "I don't think you understand comedy."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Businessmen Leveraging Their Core Values (i.e. Drinking In A Bar)

2008-09-22T16:15:00.000-07:00

Man 1: "I hate the word 'monetize.'"
Man 2: "What does it even mean?"
Man 1: "It means.... Maybe that's why I hate it."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Abbott And Costello Reincarnated And Reading A Textbook In A Café

2008-09-18T18:50:00.000-07:00

Kid 1: "This doesn't make any sense."
Kid 2: "What is it?"
Kid 1: "I don't know."
Kid 2: "Then how do you know it doesn't make sense?"
Kid 1: "That's what I'm saying."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Future Politician At High School Football Game

2008-09-15T12:29:00.000-07:00

Kid 1: "Hey, you have a dollar?"
Kid 2: "Yeah."
Kid 3: "Can I give you thirty cents for that dollar?"

OVERHEARD BY ANNA

The Problem With Shopping At An Art Fair

2008-09-11T09:21:00.000-07:00

Girl: "I want a colorful T-shirt with my views and beliefs on it!"

OVERHEARD BY GAGE

Facetious Guy Watching Sarah Palin Being Cheered By Delegates

2008-09-08T11:40:00.000-07:00

"She can't even control the crowd. How can she stand up to Putin?"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Man Not Very Good At Flirting

2008-09-04T12:13:00.000-07:00

"If you were a turkey, I would definitely pardon you."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

'But Is It Organic?'

2008-09-03T09:19:00.000-07:00

Cell Phone Woman: "He wants me to stop doing my pills and smoking crack, but he won't stop smoking weed. He says weed isn't a drug, 'cause it's natural. Well, cocaine is natural, too."

OVERHEARD BY BETH

Clerk At Cala Foods

2008-08-27T19:47:00.000-07:00

"You have no idea what it's like to be a black man and be coughed on."

OVERHEARD BY LESLY

Woman Describing What She Saw To A Cop

2008-08-26T10:01:00.000-07:00

"I don't think he knew the guy; I think he was just some unanimous guy."

OVERHEARD BY HEATHER

Overheard At Baja Burrito In Nashville

2008-08-22T09:28:00.001-07:00

Customer: "What kind of fish is in the fish tacos?"
Worker: "Fried."

OVERHEARD BY JANA

One Pub Regular Chatting To Another

2008-08-20T07:47:00.000-07:00

"When you have to go to work, do you phone the pub to say you can't come in?"

OVERHEARD BY O.B.

'Plus I'm Goddamn Classy'

2008-08-18T11:15:00.000-07:00

Woman On MUNI: "Then why were you in the penitentiary? I was never in the penitentiary. Because I got motherfucking character."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Six-Year-Old Watching Cat Groom Itself

2008-08-14T00:01:00.000-07:00

"He's in love with his butt. He keeps kissing it!"

OVERHEARD BY ALICIA

She Would Make A Bad Vampire

2008-08-12T00:01:00.000-07:00

Girl: "Ew! Ew! His veins were in my mouth!"
Guy: "Well, maybe you shouldn't have bit him."

OVERHEARD BY KIMBERLY

Woman Watching CNN News Crawl

2008-08-11T11:54:00.000-07:00

"'Thirty-eight dead after being bitten by vampire bats.' ...Hmm. I guess they won't be dead for long."

OVERHEARD BY TIM