"This blog started just over four years ago, when some construction guys outside my house said something I found kind of funny.
Four years later, there's more construction outside my house, but I haven't had time to listen for anything funny.
Seems a fitting time to admit I've been way too busy; people on the bus have been way too on-their-iPods-and-not-saying-anything-I-found-interesting; and many other Overheard sites have sprung up that can easily fill your day better than I can.
So this is the final blog post. Thanks for the submissions and the loyal readership!"
SAID BY TIM
28 May, 2009
End Of The Road
Posted by Tim at 5/28/2009 37 comments
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23 April, 2009
At An Anti-War Protest (Because The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword?)
Guy: "Do you have a pen?"
Girl: "No, I don’t. Sorry. I’m a bad protester. I have a Kleenex, though."
OVERHEARD BY MK
Posted by Tim at 4/23/2009 3 comments
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21 April, 2009
Guy In Dunkin' Donuts Sayin' Hi To His Friends
"Trying to stay young and beautiful, but it ain't workin' out."
OVERHEARD BY MARC
Posted by Tim at 4/21/2009 1 comments
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20 April, 2009
'Maybe Harvard, Maybe Notre Dame. We Wanna Stay In The Area'
Girl 1: "Rebecca and I have to go to college together."
Boy: "Where are you going?"
Girl 1: I don't know. Somewhere near LA."
Girl 2: "Yeah, we're going to go to UC Santa Cruz or something."
OVERHEARD BY SARA
Posted by Tim at 4/20/2009 1 comments
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17 April, 2009
'That's What I Like About It'
Girl 1, On 41 Bus: "She has a nice butt."
Girl 2, On 41 Bus: "But she has no butt."
OVERHEARD BY ANDREW
Posted by Tim at 4/17/2009 0 comments
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15 April, 2009
Extreme Autographs
Guy Outside Ben Folds Concert: "It's too bad he didn't sign my dick. That would be awesome. I'd never wash it."
OVERHEARD BY STEVE
Posted by Tim at 4/15/2009 2 comments
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10 April, 2009
As Opposed To The Normal Kind
Woman On 33rd At Clement: "This is not your run-of-the-mill apocalypse."
OVERHEARD BY EMILY
Posted by Tim at 4/10/2009 2 comments
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09 April, 2009
Heavily Pierced Dude And Frat-Looking Guy Make Plans For, Um...
Frat Guy: "So, are you going to wear a diaper?"
Heavily Pierced Dude: "I'm not sure yet. I might."
OVERHEARD BY MEGAN
Posted by Tim at 4/09/2009 0 comments
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08 April, 2009
Disgruntled Customer Ranting About Online Banking
"I don't trust ‘em in person, so why bank online? I’m gonna stay a dinosaur.”
OVERHEARD BY TIM K
Posted by Tim at 4/08/2009 0 comments
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02 April, 2009
Overheard In A Dressing Room
Woman: "Oh shoot, my tattoo is all gross again. I don't think I'll be showing it off tonight."
OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER
Posted by Tim at 4/02/2009 0 comments
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01 April, 2009
Guy Flirting With Girl On Transbay Bus
Guy: "So, what do you do on weekends?"
Girl: "Gardening, lots of gardening."
Guy: "Oh good! I'm Mexican!"
OVERHEARD BY JENN
Posted by Tim at 4/01/2009 0 comments
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31 March, 2009
'I'm Being A Good Friend'
Girl: "Your breath smells really bad."
Friend: (gasps with hand over mouth) "...That really hurts my feelings."
Girl: "Imagine how many people's feelings you would be hurting if I hadn't told you."
OVERHEARD BY SARAH
Posted by Tim at 3/31/2009 0 comments
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30 March, 2009
Half-Full, Half-Empty Girls
Girl 1: "Oh look, those people are camping!"
Girl 2: "No, they're homeless. People don't camp by the freeway."
OVERHEARD BY MARGOT
Posted by Tim at 3/30/2009 2 comments
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27 March, 2009
Overheard From The Other Side Of The Partition
"How long do you need to show me your tool?"
OVERHEARD BY CLARE
Posted by Tim at 3/27/2009 0 comments
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26 March, 2009
'Nice Try'
Dad: "Want to read some books?"
Kid: "No, I just want to read a little T.V."
OVERHEARD BY DANIELLE
Posted by Tim at 3/26/2009 1 comments
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24 March, 2009
Light-Skinned African-American Man Complaining About Lack Of Melanin
"I have to wear SPF 16. For black people, that's like 100."
OVERHEARD BY MK
Posted by Tim at 3/24/2009 2 comments
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23 March, 2009
Semi-Free To Be Semi-Me
Guy 1: "Hey, are you going tomorrow night?"
Guy 2: "I don’t know. I have a semi-wife and I semi have to ask her."
OVERHEARD BY MK
Posted by Tim at 3/23/2009 1 comments
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20 March, 2009
Couple Discussing, Uh, USC? (University of Sardines and Capers?)
"I hate that school. You can't leave without smelling like it."
OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE
Posted by Tim at 3/20/2009 0 comments
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19 March, 2009
Two Girls Walking Past University Library
"So then I just, like, you know, in my room, but it wasn't a full, like, poop..."
OVERHEARD BY ALYSSA
Posted by Tim at 3/19/2009 1 comments
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18 March, 2009
Guy With Backup Plan, To Guy Friend
"I hate women. Do you want to be gay with me?"
OVERHEARD BY ZOE
Posted by Tim at 3/18/2009 0 comments
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17 March, 2009
'We'd Assume This Was Benign In Context, If We Could Only Think Of A Context'
Woman To Man: "Has to be workable with whiskers; you can't have whiskers tangling in the ropes."
OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER
Posted by Tim at 3/17/2009 2 comments
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16 March, 2009
'Mommy's Little Contributor To The Bottom Line'
"Her kindergarten tuition is like twice what my college tuition was. She’d better be learning a trade."
OVERHEARD BY MK
Posted by Tim at 3/16/2009 0 comments
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13 March, 2009
Overheard Lines Went On Vacation And Forgot To Tell You
"Apologies to all, especially the dude who asked if I was in a coma. Back on Monday."
SAID BY TIM
Posted by Tim at 3/13/2009 0 comments
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05 March, 2009
Compliments Of The...Mmm, Is That A Compliment?
Man: "There you go, you're looking less and less creepy as time goes by."
OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER
Posted by Tim at 3/05/2009 0 comments
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24 February, 2009
Not What You Want To Hear At Sunday Morning Breakfast, Even If It's At A Cafe In The Tenderloin
Guy At Counter Talking On Cell Phone: "I went to the worst leather bar last night. It was a level 9. All I could smell was grundle. It was absolutely frightening."
OVERHEARD BY NATE
Posted by Tim at 2/24/2009 1 comments
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20 February, 2009
Woman, To Other Woman, Coming In From Highly Inappropriate Smoke Break
"Well, you should just get the 'landing strip' and take care of the rest yourself."
OVERHEARD BY BRIAN
Posted by Tim at 2/20/2009 1 comments
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18 February, 2009
Michael Scott Wannabe
Bank Teller: "Hey, today is Friday the 13th! Scaaaarry!"
Manager: "Yep. And I hope you're abducted, then killed by a masked murderer."
Bank Teller: "What?! Oh my God, you're evil!"
Manager: "Yeah, so...'good kill' to you!"
Bank Teller: "What???"
Manager: "Like when you wish someone 'good will'...only in this case you wish people 'good kill'."
Bank Teller: "Oh...."
Manager: "No, but seriously. I'd feel kinda bad if that really happened to you."
Bank Teller: "No, you wouldn't. You would laugh at the irony."
Manager: "Yeah, you're right...."
OVERHEARD BY C.C.
Posted by Tim at 2/18/2009 4 comments
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17 February, 2009
Girl Who Dreams Big
"Mom, you know what we should have for dinner tomorrow? Casserole!"
OVERHEARD BY TARA
Posted by Tim at 2/17/2009 0 comments
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12 February, 2009
Five-Year-Olds At A Birthday Party
Boy: "When I grow up, I'm going to be a fire hydrant."
Girl: "You can't be a fire hydrant!"
Boy: "My mommy said I can be whatever I want when I grow up."
Girl: "Your mom's an idiot!"
OVERHEARD BY AMANDA
Posted by Tim at 2/12/2009 1 comments
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05 February, 2009
At A Job Fair For Gift Shop Positions At A Zoo
Interviewer: "So tell me about your current job. What's your favorite thing about it?"
Potential Employee: "Well, it's the only job I found where I can legally dance on the counter tops."
OVERHEARD BY JESSICA
Posted by Tim at 2/05/2009 0 comments
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04 February, 2009
'Yeah, Well, Actually....'
Guy: "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid!"
OVERHEARD BY JIM
Posted by Tim at 2/04/2009 1 comments
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03 February, 2009
12-Year-Old Watching Slow-Mo Replay During Super Bowl
"Their butts are jiggly!"
OVERHEARD BY JESSICA
Posted by Tim at 2/03/2009 0 comments
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02 February, 2009
'And A Diet Coke...'
Woman: 'I'd like the full fry-up, please, with extra bacon. And two slices
of toast and marmalade.'
Assistant: 'Do you want butter or margarine on the toast?'
Woman: 'Oh, marmalade. I'm on a diet.'
OVERHEARD BY O.B.
Posted by Tim at 2/02/2009 5 comments
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30 January, 2009
A Couple Of Working Joe's Having A Beer
Guy 1: "So who's this middle class they keep talking about?"
Guy 2: "You got your bigshots in New York, and your movie folks in L.A., and the middle class is everyone in the middle of that."
OVERHEARD BY JULIE
Posted by Tim at 1/30/2009 2 comments
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28 January, 2009
'Same Way They Raise Brainless...Never Mind'
Mother: "We're having boneless chicken for dinner."
Daughter: "How do they raise boneless chickens?"
OVERHEARD BY LINDA
Posted by Tim at 1/28/2009 2 comments
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23 January, 2009
Overheard In The Office On The Way To The Printer
"You can't change the demographics unless you're a Nazi."
OVERHEARD BY KAREN
Posted by Tim at 1/23/2009 1 comments
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22 January, 2009
Lover's Quarrel On Minna Street
"Nigga, you ain't nothing special...I'm gonna go make a salad...."
OVERHEARD BY NATE
Posted by Tim at 1/22/2009 3 comments
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21 January, 2009
Optimistic Mother On Chicago El
"I ate nothing but M&M's and Chinese food for the last few months of my pregnancy. My daughter weighed four pounds when she was born, but I never got sick once."
OVERHEARD BY OLD NED
Posted by Tim at 1/21/2009 0 comments
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20 January, 2009
Theological Discussion On Train
Guy: "What, he's a Buddhist? So has he shaved his head and become a nun and stuff?"
Girl: "He just said he's a Buddhist. He's probably not; he's probably a Christian."
Guy: "Didn't Johnny become a Buddhist? Or was that vegetarian?"
OVERHEARD BY REBECCA
Posted by Tim at 1/20/2009 2 comments
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16 January, 2009
'Train To Cheating Side Of Town In Seven Minutes'
Cellphone Guy, On BART: "I got your text the other night, are you okay...? The text said you wanted me to come out and sleep with you.... Well, maybe.... Well, no, I can't. I have a girlfriend."
OVERHEARD BY ANNA
Posted by Tim at 1/16/2009 0 comments
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15 January, 2009
'Thank The Lord For Small Blessings'
Man Dialing Phone: "Luckily there are no 4's in my Mom's number."
OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER
Posted by Tim at 1/15/2009 2 comments
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08 January, 2009
Mom At Airport Giving A Confusing Lesson On Geography And Wildlife
Mom: "Buffalo's in New York."
Kid: "They ARE?!?"
OVERHEARD BY MK
Posted by Tim at 1/08/2009 1 comments
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07 January, 2009
Typical Four-Year-Old, Drawing Pictures
Uncle: "What are you drawing?"
Kid: "It's a street. And this is a cat."
Uncle: "Aww, that's sweet."
Kid: "And now a car is gonna run over it."
OVERHEARD BY TIM
Posted by Tim at 1/07/2009 4 comments
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06 January, 2009
Guy In Line To See 'Milk'
"I've seen it nine times. It's like 'Star Wars' for gays."
OVERHEARD BY TIM
Posted by Tim at 1/06/2009 0 comments
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05 January, 2009
We're Hoping O.B. Comments On This One
Girl 1: "This country is so tasteless. I can't wait to go to Britain, where there's class."
Girl 2: "God, I hate Britain. It's just like America only with unintelligible accents."
OVERHEARD BY SAHRA
Posted by Tim at 1/05/2009 7 comments
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