Lactation Activist Talking To Friend

"The LA and San Francisco breast-feeding communities are furious."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Man On Bus

"It wasn't a bad relationship, until she made me sleep outside."

OVERHEARD BY AMY

Woman Saying Goodbye To Friend On MUNI After Half-Hour Of Incessant Complaining

"We should talk more."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Loud Redneck Neighbor Leaning Out His Back Window And Talking On His Cell Phone

"Yeah, I took two Vicodin yesterday and I about fell on my face."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Man Walking By On Street, Context Unclear

"...and I said, 'Aha! I'll stick her to the ceiling with duct tape!'"

OVERHEARD BY MK

Woman Reviewing Play While Eating Gelato

"It was like a bad episode of Three's Company. Which I guess was every episode of Three's Company."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Wife Yelling At Cop Car Weaving Down The Road

"Pick a lane, piggy!"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Girl After Elvis Costello Concert, At The Merchandise Table

"Will you just stop and see how they have coffee mugs but no posters?"

OVERHEARD BY MK

Guy Yelling To Elvis Costello's Opening Act After First Song

"Who are you?"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Guy In Coffee Shop In Berkeley

"I read you get 40% less cancer if you drink coffee. But this isn't free trade coffee, so I don't know...."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

All The Deli Lady Said The Whole Time I Was There

"Mustard?"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Whole Other Mom Prying Her Kid Off Me In Drug Store

"Come on, honey. He doesn't want a kiss goodbye."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Mom Telling Baby I'm Not Her Daddy

"No, that's not Daddy. Yes, Daddy also has an umbrella. But that's not Daddy."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Guy Impressing Date On Bus

"I read in Time Magazine about this guy who's 8 feet, 7 inches tall. Apparently that's really rare."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Irish Guy In Bar On St. Patrick's Day (Approximate)

"'Ave 'eh 'ad any 'in 'elt or ant-eye uh smoke 'elvin?"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Full Friend At Restaurant

"I'm gonna have to undo my belt buckle and scratch myself."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Homeless Guy Getting Change From My Wife After I Said No

"Ha! She really showed you up, didn't she?!"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Guy Talking Kind Of Quietly On Cell Phone

"Sunday is a rough day for me. I normally don't watch anything or talk to anyone or go anywhere or do anything on Sunday."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Guy Rocking Out To Jukebox In Bar

"No, man, this is Oasis. They were the next U2 back before Coldplay was the next U2."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Guy Watching Lobster Still Moving In Restaurant

"Can you make my dinner a little more dead?"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Two Nicely-Dressed Ladies Getting In A BMW

"I think it's on Valencia. By that street with all the prostitutes."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Construction Guy Outside My Building

"You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine....Too much."

OVERHEARD BY TIM