31 March, 2005

Lactation Activist Talking To Friend

"The LA and San Francisco breast-feeding communities are furious."

OVERHEARD BY MK

30 March, 2005

Man On Bus

"It wasn't a bad relationship, until she made me sleep outside."

OVERHEARD BY AMY

28 March, 2005

Loud Redneck Neighbor Leaning Out His Back Window And Talking On His Cell Phone

"Yeah, I took two Vicodin yesterday and I about fell on my face."

OVERHEARD BY MK

27 March, 2005

Man Walking By On Street, Context Unclear

"...and I said, 'Aha! I'll stick her to the ceiling with duct tape!'"

OVERHEARD BY MK

26 March, 2005

Woman Reviewing Play While Eating Gelato

"It was like a bad episode of Three's Company. Which I guess was every episode of Three's Company."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

25 March, 2005

Wife Yelling At Cop Car Weaving Down The Road

"Pick a lane, piggy!"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

24 March, 2005

Girl After Elvis Costello Concert, At The Merchandise Table

"Will you just stop and see how they have coffee mugs but no posters?"

OVERHEARD BY MK

23 March, 2005

22 March, 2005

Guy In Coffee Shop In Berkeley

"I read you get 40% less cancer if you drink coffee. But this isn't free trade coffee, so I don't know...."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

21 March, 2005

20 March, 2005

Whole Other Mom Prying Her Kid Off Me In Drug Store

"Come on, honey. He doesn't want a kiss goodbye."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

19 March, 2005

Mom Telling Baby I'm Not Her Daddy

"No, that's not Daddy. Yes, Daddy also has an umbrella. But that's not Daddy."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

18 March, 2005

Guy Impressing Date On Bus

"I read in Time Magazine about this guy who's 8 feet, 7 inches tall. Apparently that's really rare."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

17 March, 2005

Irish Guy In Bar On St. Patrick's Day (Approximate)

"'Ave 'eh 'ad any 'in 'elt or ant-eye uh smoke 'elvin?"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

16 March, 2005

Full Friend At Restaurant

"I'm gonna have to undo my belt buckle and scratch myself."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

15 March, 2005

Homeless Guy Getting Change From My Wife After I Said No

"Ha! She really showed you up, didn't she?!"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

14 March, 2005

Guy Talking Kind Of Quietly On Cell Phone

"Sunday is a rough day for me. I normally don't watch anything or talk to anyone or go anywhere or do anything on Sunday."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

13 March, 2005

Guy Rocking Out To Jukebox In Bar

"No, man, this is Oasis. They were the next U2 back before Coldplay was the next U2."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

12 March, 2005

Guy Watching Lobster Still Moving In Restaurant

"Can you make my dinner a little more dead?"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

11 March, 2005

Two Nicely-Dressed Ladies Getting In A BMW

"I think it's on Valencia. By that street with all the prostitutes."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

10 March, 2005

Construction Guy Outside My Building

"You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine....Too much."

OVERHEARD BY TIM