30 April, 2007

27 April, 2007

Girl On Her Great New Guy

"He loves to vacuum. No, wait. Not vacuum. What's that thing you do to your lawn? Mow! He likes to mow."

OVERHEARD BY MK

25 April, 2007

Trolling For Stalkers At Divisadero And Hayes Bus Stop

Woman: "Larry, are you following me?"
Man: {indistinguishable apologetic mumbling}
Woman: "Well, why not?"

OVERHEARD BY EMILY

23 April, 2007

Couple Disagreeing On Musical Tastes In A Really Roundabout Way

Girl: "Are we so into this or what?"
Guy: "I'm not sure it has to be a 'we' thing."

OVERHEARD BY MK

20 April, 2007

On The 7

Guy: "If I wasn't in jail, or high, I was working construction."

OVERHEARD BY JESSICA

19 April, 2007

The New Ebert And Roeper, Walking Out Of 'Grindhouse'

Guy 1: "I don't get it."
Guy 2: "There's nothing to get. They smashed his face in. What do you not get?"
Guy 1: "What was with the whole....? Yeah, I don't get it."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

17 April, 2007

Berkeley Dude With A Practical Streak

"If they would have let Karen Carpenter stay behind the drum set, she'd still be alive today."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

13 April, 2007

No Wonder He's Shunned By Society

Guy: "My grandmother told me never to discuss the 3 D's in polite company."
Girl: "Oh, yeah? What are they?"
Guy: "I don't remember...."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

11 April, 2007

Cute Soccer Mom Picking Up Cute Little Girl

"How was taekwondo, honey? Did you learn how to break someone's nose?"

OVERHEARD BY JEFF

10 April, 2007

Tricky Guy Outside Castro MUNI Station

Guy 1: "Look over there!"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "Nothing. I was just trying to shut you up."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

09 April, 2007

Man With A Plan. (Not A Good One, But A Plan.)

"If I were to eat a stick of butter, I'd roll it in salt."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

05 April, 2007

Truth In Advertising

Guy: "You're such a slut."
Girl: "That's what my tattoo says!"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

04 April, 2007

Man With Simple Dreams

"I always wanted to be in the little pokey-outy thing on top of a caboose."

OVERHEARD BY MK

02 April, 2007

Guy In Suit Talking On Cell

"He made out with a hooker?!? No one makes out with a hooker! What was he thinking?!"

OVERHEARD BY J