23 April, 2009

At An Anti-War Protest (Because The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword?)

Guy: "Do you have a pen?"
Girl: "No, I don’t. Sorry. I’m a bad protester. I have a Kleenex, though."

OVERHEARD BY MK

21 April, 2009

Guy In Dunkin' Donuts Sayin' Hi To His Friends

"Trying to stay young and beautiful, but it ain't workin' out."

OVERHEARD BY MARC

20 April, 2009

'Maybe Harvard, Maybe Notre Dame. We Wanna Stay In The Area'

Girl 1: "Rebecca and I have to go to college together."
Boy: "Where are you going?"
Girl 1: I don't know. Somewhere near LA."
Girl 2: "Yeah, we're going to go to UC Santa Cruz or something."

OVERHEARD BY SARA

17 April, 2009

'That's What I Like About It'

Girl 1, On 41 Bus: "She has a nice butt."
Girl 2, On 41 Bus: "But she has no butt."

OVERHEARD BY ANDREW

15 April, 2009

Extreme Autographs

Guy Outside Ben Folds Concert: "It's too bad he didn't sign my dick. That would be awesome. I'd never wash it."

OVERHEARD BY STEVE

10 April, 2009

As Opposed To The Normal Kind

Woman On 33rd At Clement: "This is not your run-of-the-mill apocalypse."

OVERHEARD BY EMILY

09 April, 2009

Heavily Pierced Dude And Frat-Looking Guy Make Plans For, Um...

Frat Guy: "So, are you going to wear a diaper?"
Heavily Pierced Dude: "I'm not sure yet. I might."

OVERHEARD BY MEGAN

08 April, 2009

Disgruntled Customer Ranting About Online Banking

"I don't trust ‘em in person, so why bank online? I’m gonna stay a dinosaur.”

OVERHEARD BY TIM K

02 April, 2009

Overheard In A Dressing Room

Woman: "Oh shoot, my tattoo is all gross again. I don't think I'll be showing it off tonight."

OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER

01 April, 2009

Guy Flirting With Girl On Transbay Bus

Guy: "So, what do you do on weekends?"
Girl: "Gardening, lots of gardening."
Guy: "Oh good! I'm Mexican!"

OVERHEARD BY JENN