24 July, 2006

Dude In Restaurant, On Creepy Older Woman Who Tried To Sleep With Him At His Bar Mitzvah

"I figured she'd tried to sleep with everyone in my family except my brother. And Dad pretty much confirmed that."


1 comment:

msc said...

OK - I'm curious - how old was this creepy older woman? 30? 40? 50? 60? 103? It doesn't matter, but being a woman, I need to know how many years I have before I become 'creepy.' (Even though I don't run around trying to sleep with people at Bar Mitzvah's, I'd still like to know this.)