12 October, 2006

Overheard By A Water Sign

Man on N train: "I'm getting astrological sign change surgery. I'm a Libra right now but I don't feel like a fire sign. I need to be an earth sign. I'm thinking of becoming a Taurus."
Woman on N train: "Really? I'm a Taurus."
Man on N train: "Oh? When were you born?"
Woman on N train: "April 28th. Same as Hitler."



Malus said...

The clueless man (Libra) is an air sign, not a fire sign to begin with. You've heard the term 'Air Headed'? Now you understand another connotation.

Anonymous said...

Hitler was born on April 20th, not 28th.