Woman On Airplane After Bonding For Half An Hour, Thinking Twice About Her Level Of Involvement

"Well, if you're ever in Las Vegas.... have fun!"

OVERHEARD BY MK

Girl On Her Great New Guy

"He loves to vacuum. No, wait. Not vacuum. What's that thing you do to your lawn? Mow! He likes to mow."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Trolling For Stalkers At Divisadero And Hayes Bus Stop

Woman: "Larry, are you following me?"
Man: {indistinguishable apologetic mumbling}
Woman: "Well, why not?"

OVERHEARD BY EMILY

Couple Disagreeing On Musical Tastes In A Really Roundabout Way

Girl: "Are we so into this or what?"
Guy: "I'm not sure it has to be a 'we' thing."

OVERHEARD BY MK

On The 7

Guy: "If I wasn't in jail, or high, I was working construction."

OVERHEARD BY JESSICA

The New Ebert And Roeper, Walking Out Of 'Grindhouse'

Guy 1: "I don't get it."
Guy 2: "There's nothing to get. They smashed his face in. What do you not get?"
Guy 1: "What was with the whole....? Yeah, I don't get it."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Berkeley Dude With A Practical Streak

"If they would have let Karen Carpenter stay behind the drum set, she'd still be alive today."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

No Wonder He's Shunned By Society

Guy: "My grandmother told me never to discuss the 3 D's in polite company."
Girl: "Oh, yeah? What are they?"
Guy: "I don't remember...."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Cute Soccer Mom Picking Up Cute Little Girl

"How was taekwondo, honey? Did you learn how to break someone's nose?"

OVERHEARD BY JEFF

Tricky Guy Outside Castro MUNI Station

Guy 1: "Look over there!"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "Nothing. I was just trying to shut you up."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Man With A Plan. (Not A Good One, But A Plan.)

"If I were to eat a stick of butter, I'd roll it in salt."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Truth In Advertising

Guy: "You're such a slut."
Girl: "That's what my tattoo says!"

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Man With Simple Dreams

"I always wanted to be in the little pokey-outy thing on top of a caboose."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Guy In Suit Talking On Cell

"He made out with a hooker?!? No one makes out with a hooker! What was he thinking?!"

OVERHEARD BY J