29 August, 2007

'You Can't Miss It. It's, You Know, Big And...Well, You Know'

Guy: "Did you see a big white van anywhere? We parked it 3 hours ago, got drunk, and now we can't find it."

OVERHEARD BY EVAN

27 comments:

a Blogger said...

A funny blog. Congrats on Blogs of Note!

Ben & Bennie said...

Ditto on the Blog of Note. Hilarious stuff!

Renegade said...

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Dr. Paleo Ph.D. said...

This is so funny!!!! Ha ha, I hear this sort of thing all the time....

Fru Bax said...

Fun blog! Definetly portraying americans in a fun way.... Love from Sweden.

Grant Miller said...

What color was the van? Oh wait. It was the absence of color. My mistake.

Nature Nut /JJ Loch said...

ROFL!!!

Congrats on becoming the Blog of Note!!! :D

Pleased to *meet* you. :D

JJ

Oberon said...

......don't get me started......there'll be no end to it.

Me said...

Hehehe

"Blog of note" led me to your site. And, it's really funny.

Keep up the good work.

maxxo said...

excellent ... catching snippets of chatter always make me chuckle

Hello from Julia said...

LOVE your blog! what a great lens through which to observe. may i link you? cheers from toronto.

Nose Dradamous said...

Wicked Pissa!

Ashita said...

This is a one-of-its-kind blog!

Tricia said...

Great stuff!

asylumdreams said...

O.K. This is probably an inside thing but, i have had some funny moments with my cousins when they were younger:

1."Mommy, how much does a five dollar gift certificate cost?"

2. Cousin: Look, I found a big dime.
Me: Um... that's a quarter.

3. Cousin: Can blind people drive?
Me: I HOPE NOT!!!

4. "Does Edward Scissor Hands really have scissor hands?"

5. Cousin: Do we leave the baby in the car?
Me: Its 102 degrees outside. Robert in six months old! Why don't we leave you in the car!

6. Cousin: I love going into the bathroom when the baby is at our house.
Me: Why?
Cousin: Cause its the only place that doesn't smell like urine!

Tim said...

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T

Teddy Mercury said...
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Max Trotter said...

Side Splitting

Undone1985 said...

Definately funny stuff! Congratz on the blog of note.

Kathryn said...

I have linked to you for Blog Day.

Tony M said...

i lost my van once in a car park. took ages to find it

The World According to Me said...

Congratulations on blog of note. I shall be checking in regularly, you have certainly made me laugh.

www.singaporepr.com.sg said...

Yup it is excellent joke one day we did the same outside a pub while we doing our degree.

TalaiĆ²tic said...

World must hear about this.

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poppyseedmuffin said...

Someone asked me this a while ago, too, except it was a truck, not a van

Tigger562 said...

Dude, where's my car?
Man, how drunk must they have been?