"She's mad because I took her napkin. I took her virginity twenty years ago, and she's worried about her napkin...."OVERHEARD BY MELISSA
That virginity thing? That's 20 years worth of water under the bridge. But the napkin issue is happening NOW!
well, come to think of it...she kinda GAVE you her virginity...right? I mean, unless you raped her.
Whoa, Man in Restaurant, that is TMI!
Brilliance. One can't write this stuff...LMAO
haha that was brilliant! such a 'guy' thing to say!
Hahahahaha, Typical man!
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