"She's mad because I took her napkin. I took her virginity twenty years ago, and she's worried about her napkin...."
OVERHEARD BY MELISSA
19 September, 2007
Customer In Restaurant, Sweet-Talking About His Wife
Posted by Tim at 9/19/2007
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7 comments:
Priorities, priorities!
(laughing)
That virginity thing? That's 20 years worth of water under the bridge. But the napkin issue is happening NOW!
well, come to think of it...she kinda GAVE you her virginity...right? I mean, unless you raped her.
Whoa, Man in Restaurant, that is TMI!
Brilliance. One can't write this stuff...
LMAO
haha that was brilliant! such a 'guy' thing to say!
Hahahahaha, Typical man!
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