19 September, 2007

Customer In Restaurant, Sweet-Talking About His Wife

"She's mad because I took her napkin. I took her virginity twenty years ago, and she's worried about her napkin...."

OVERHEARD BY MELISSA

7 comments:

KEANAN BRAND said...

Priorities, priorities!
(laughing)

Cali said...

That virginity thing? That's 20 years worth of water under the bridge. But the napkin issue is happening NOW!

psycoticsinginchick said...

well, come to think of it...she kinda GAVE you her virginity...right? I mean, unless you raped her.

voiceofsocietyman said...

Whoa, Man in Restaurant, that is TMI!

Billychic said...

Brilliance. One can't write this stuff...
LMAO

Stef said...

haha that was brilliant! such a 'guy' thing to say!

Tigger562 said...

Hahahahaha, Typical man!