14 September, 2007

How To Win Friends And Lose Spouses

Guy 1: "How's your wife?"
Guy 2: "Not as good as yours, but she'll do."

OVERHEARD BY SHIPBOB

9 comments:

Bear said...

best one all week! love it

PsyGuy said...

agreed :D

lOl

eggplantlegs said...

LOL! This was hilarious.

Bob The Sane said...

Inspired!

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http://thebitchinthemachine.blogspot.com/

Billychic said...

THAT is brilliant. Nothing as fabulously funny as real life...

appreciable said...

You have a fun sence of humor...

Here is a poem that I wrote...

His image 27 July 2006
By Appreciable

Many see your dark skin
And think they know you well
Other faiths say that we sin
And are headed straight for hell

When we look in the mirror
And memorize our face
We think that we grow nearer
To learning our true place.

Yet, the longer I live upon this earth,
And the more I meet new friends
I've learned a lesson of great worth
As my suspicion ends.

I've learned as I look in your eyes
And walk on foreign sod
I see, in you, to my surprise
The image of our God.

My blog is at the following address.

http://goodfaithpoet.blogspot.com/

appreciable said...

Thank you for sharing these funny lines!

ella said...

hahahahaha

Tiger said...

awesome............