04 September, 2007

'No Hablo Pizza'

Old Man Ordering Food At Italian Restaurant:
Man: "I'll have the spaghetti Mariana."
Waitress: "Do you mean Mar-IN-ara?"
Man: "Yeah, that. I dont speak Italian."



Athena-Liana Smith said...

I have heard worse!:)))

Anonymous said...

Old man in eastern North Carolina Greek/Italian bistro:
Man: "I'd like a small sausage pie-zaaaa."
Waitress: "You want fries with that?"

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Firegirl said...

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yankeebaby said...

ha nice!

iq_two said...

My name's Marina and people often call me both Mariana and Marinara.