Guy: "I'm not into sunflowers right now. They're so....slouchy."
OVERHEARD BY HEATHER
31 October, 2007
22 October, 2007
18 October, 2007
Customer: "I'm looking for an inspirational book similar to 'Chicken Soup for the Soul'."
Salesperson: "Well, those 'Chicken Soup' books are really popular. You sure you don't want to look at those?"
Customer: "No thank you, I'm buying for my friend and she's a vegetarian."
OVERHEARD BY KATHERINE
17 October, 2007
16 October, 2007
15 October, 2007
12 October, 2007
11 October, 2007
A middle-aged couple are sitting in the pub, eating breakfast, when the fire alarm goes off. Told it's a false alarm, the man says to the woman:
"Thank God for that. I thought your mother had just come in."
OVERHEARD BY O.B.
10 October, 2007
"This morning before the meeting, I didn't know what it was supposed to be about. Now, after the meeting...I don't know what it was supposed to be about."
OVERHEARD BY CLAIRE
09 October, 2007
Girl: "I want a complicated man."
Guy: "I'm complicated."
Girl: "You must not be that complicated if you have to tell me you're complicated."
Guy: "But I'm complicated enough that you didn't know I was complicated."
OVERHEARD BY PSYGUY
08 October, 2007
A man with a backpack walks into the pub. They chat to a regular at the bar:
Regular: "Are you OK? I noticed you were limping when you came in."
Backpacker: "My leg does ache a bit."
Regular: "Perhaps I can help. I'm a physiotherapist."
Backpacker: "Pity you're not a carpenter. It's a wooden leg."
OVERHEARD BY O.B.
06 October, 2007
04 October, 2007
03 October, 2007
Mother and Daughter Listen To The Radio For A While. Then:
Daughter: "You know this isn't really happening. This is tomorrow morning's news."
Mom: "Why do you say that?"
Daughter: "Because I turned it to AM."
OVERHEARD BY MISSY