17 January, 2008

Budget-Conscious Romeo To Potential Juliet, In Palo Alto Dance Club

"Hey, is your shirt expensive? Because you look so hot in it, I can totally rip it off you right now, but I'd totally replace it, if it's not too expensive."

OVERHEARD BY EUGENIA

5 comments:

mariella said...

That seems very sensible. :-)

Tace said...

ohh the passion, always good to bring up expenses when propositioning... er wait...maybe not..you can get arrested for that, hahaha This is my new favorite overheard line.

Reluctant Kerry said...

"Do you plan on suing me for assault? If so for how much? Because I would totally be okay with that, you know if you your settlement demand is reasonably affordable."

The Coconutter said...

That's fantastic. :p

mariella said...

Nice one, Reluctant Kerry! :-)