25 March, 2008

Overheard In Medical School

Instructor: "When interviewing a male patient about how much alcohol he drinks, multiply his answer by 2; for his sex life, divide his answer by two."
Male Student: "What about female patients?"
Female Student (From The Back Of The Room): "Multiply both by five!"


1 comment:

The Coconutter said...

Funny, though I'm not sure I can testify to it being accurate. :p