"If you were a turkey, I would definitely pardon you."OVERHEARD BY TIM
Hey baby, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours instead?
hahahaha very funny pick up lines! i got one "hey baby, are you tired? cuz you've been running in my dreams all day!"
You forgot my follow-up when I said, "I can't wait to baste your thighs."
one my brother totally botched: "Are your feet dirty? Crap, I'm mean tired..."
What woman wouldn't swoon when compared to poultry.
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