04 September, 2008

Man Not Very Good At Flirting

"If you were a turkey, I would definitely pardon you."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

5 comments:

Elle said...

Hey baby, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours instead?

Joe said...

hahahaha very funny pick up lines! i got one "hey baby, are you tired? cuz you've been running in my dreams all day!"

Man said...

You forgot my follow-up when I said, "I can't wait to baste your thighs."

awesomeweirdo said...

one my brother totally botched: "Are your feet dirty? Crap, I'm mean tired..."

Jonathan Ziegler said...

What woman wouldn't swoon when compared to poultry.