"Maybe this is what strippers wear..."
OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER
29 July, 2008
24 July, 2008
Daughter: "I'm going over to the library across the street so I can send you a message on facebook."
Mom: "Why don't you just send me a facebook message from the computer that you're sitting at right now?"
Daughter: "I can't send you a message from here. I'm sitting in the room right next to you!"
Mom: "So why don't you just TALK to me?"
Daughter: "Because I want to message you! I'm going to the library."
OVERHEARD BY MELISSA
22 July, 2008
21 July, 2008
18 July, 2008
Bloke 1: "I hear England's new coach is going to bar wives and girlfriends from the hotel before matches."
Bloke 2: "So, they'll be even bigger wankers than they are now."
OVERHEARD BY O.B.
17 July, 2008
15 July, 2008
10 July, 2008
User: "Every time I type something it comes out in all capital letters. Do you have a manual for the keyboard?"
IT Guy: "Have you tried the CAPS LOCK key?"
OVERHEARD BY ADRIAN
09 July, 2008
04 July, 2008
03 July, 2008
"I got a dress with a higher neckline and when I got the pictures back I looked like a 40 year old soccer mom! My mom said she liked it and all my other dresses look a little slutty. But I don't care if my tits fall in the salad, I'm not wearing that soccer mom dress again!"
OVERHEARD BY WHURLEY