A Couple Of Working Joe's Having A Beer

Guy 1: "So who's this middle class they keep talking about?"
Guy 2: "You got your bigshots in New York, and your movie folks in L.A., and the middle class is everyone in the middle of that."

OVERHEARD BY JULIE

'Same Way They Raise Brainless...Never Mind'

Mother: "We're having boneless chicken for dinner."
Daughter: "How do they raise boneless chickens?"

OVERHEARD BY LINDA

Overheard In The Office On The Way To The Printer

"You can't change the demographics unless you're a Nazi."

OVERHEARD BY KAREN

Lover's Quarrel On Minna Street

"Nigga, you ain't nothing special...I'm gonna go make a salad...."

OVERHEARD BY NATE

Optimistic Mother On Chicago El

"I ate nothing but M&M's and Chinese food for the last few months of my pregnancy. My daughter weighed four pounds when she was born, but I never got sick once."

OVERHEARD BY OLD NED

Theological Discussion On Train

Guy: "What, he's a Buddhist? So has he shaved his head and become a nun and stuff?"
Girl: "He just said he's a Buddhist. He's probably not; he's probably a Christian."
Guy: "Didn't Johnny become a Buddhist? Or was that vegetarian?"

OVERHEARD BY REBECCA

'Train To Cheating Side Of Town In Seven Minutes'

Cellphone Guy, On BART: "I got your text the other night, are you okay...? The text said you wanted me to come out and sleep with you.... Well, maybe.... Well, no, I can't. I have a girlfriend."

OVERHEARD BY ANNA

'Thank The Lord For Small Blessings'

Man Dialing Phone: "Luckily there are no 4's in my Mom's number."

OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER

Mom At Airport Giving A Confusing Lesson On Geography And Wildlife

Mom: "Buffalo's in New York."
Kid: "They ARE?!?"

OVERHEARD BY MK

Typical Four-Year-Old, Drawing Pictures

Uncle: "What are you drawing?"
Kid: "It's a street. And this is a cat."
Uncle: "Aww, that's sweet."
Kid: "And now a car is gonna run over it."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

Guy In Line To See 'Milk'

"I've seen it nine times. It's like 'Star Wars' for gays."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

We're Hoping O.B. Comments On This One

Girl 1: "This country is so tasteless. I can't wait to go to Britain, where there's class."
Girl 2: "God, I hate Britain. It's just like America only with unintelligible accents."

OVERHEARD BY SAHRA

Girl Explaining Why She Doesn't Like To Exercise

"It's just that I'm the sedimentary type."

OVERHEARD BY PATRICK