Girl In Bar With Ice Cold Shiner Bock And Apparent Alcoholic Tendencies

"Mmmm, it's like a great big glass of happy."

OVERHEARD BY TIM

New XM Fans

Girl: "It's weird, when you listen to satellite radio, you realize how many different bands there are. When you listen to regular radio, it seems like there are only about seven bands."
Guy: "And three of them are Coldplay."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Hopefully Not In The Biblical Sense

Cellphone Woman: "Hello? Yeah, I'm at Target. I'm with the shampoos."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Overheard Short Play

Girl: "Well, as I was writing this massive document, I kept thinking about that thing about how you eat an elephant..."
Guy: "How?"
Girl: "One bite at a time."
Guy: "Ahhhh. You know how you bury a giraffe?"
Girl: "No, how?"
Guy: "You cut it up with a chainsaw."
Girl: " ---"
Guy: "I saw pictures from the zoo when they had to cut one up."
Girl: "They took pictures!?!?"
Guy: "Yeah, I'm not sure why."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Self-Aware Homeless Dude Near Main Library

"Do I smell bad? I do. I smell kinda...rotten."

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They Are, As A Matter Of Fact

Girl At Brunch: "Are your parents from...anywhere?"

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Guy To Other Guy Playing Air Drums At A Bar

"There's probably a good market for air drumming. All those air guitarists need someone to accompany them."

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Girl Who Wants It All

Guy: "What do you wanna do when you come to Miami?"
Girl" "I want the whole experience. I want the Vice and the Sound Machine."

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Low Willpower Guy

Man: "I'm trying to lose weight, so I've been walking at the mall."
Woman: "How's it going?"
Man: "So far I got four shirts and a pair of shoes.

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Disheveled Guy In Coffee Shop

"...I woke up wearing Lena's bathrobe and I knew something must have happened."

OVERHEARD BY SARAH

Horrified Hipster To Her Walking Partner

"Did you make eye contact with a man pissing in an alley?!"

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The Answer Is Yes

Girl In Sleeping Bag Outside Music Club, To Stranger Walking By: "Yeah, okay, we're waiting for a Hanson concert. Wanna make fun of us now?"

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Glass-Half-Full Girl With Not-Going-To-Grad-School Guy

Guy: "I got a letter from the grad school I applied to. I haven't opened it. But it's real thin."
Girl: "Maybe it just says, 'Dear Sir, You're in.'"

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If These Guys Are The Best He Can Do, Maybe There Is No God

Kid 1: "If there is a God, I bet she's a woman."
Kid 2: "Why?"
Kid 1: "Well, doesn't it just seem like it would make more sense, rationally?"
Kid 2: "No. God's probably not a man or a woman. He's probably another species. Or an entity."
Kid 1: "Well, I'm just saying, if God had a gender, I bet she would be a girl."

OVERHEARD BY TIM