Old Lady 1: 'Mrs Perkins died the other day.'
Old Lady 2: 'Oh dear. My cat's not very well either.'
OVERHEARD BY OB
31 May, 2007
30 May, 2007
Guy 1: 'My God, you were bloody drunk last night.'
Guy 2: 'I wasn't in here last night.'
Guy 1: 'Really? It must have been me then.'
OVERHEARD BY OB (AND NOTE THE BRITISH PUNCTUATION IN OB'S HONOUR)
29 May, 2007
28 May, 2007
Young Woman Eating A Cookie, To Another Woman On Campus, At Portland State University: "Mmmm, this is great. I got it at the Socialtist Party bake sale. They have a table over there."
OVERHEARD BY ROD
25 May, 2007
Friend: "So what kind of music do you listen to?"
Girl: "Oh, I listen to stuff no one's ever heard of!"
Friend: "Hmmm, so where do you buy it?"
Girl: "I buy it from amazon.com."
OVERHEARD BY EMY