'I Think He Also Sings "Hotel California"'

Guy 1: "Hey, do you know who sings Itsy Bitsy Spider?"
Guy 2: "Um, I think my mom.... No, my dad!"

OVERHEARD BY WHURLEY

Proof That Context Is Everything (Which Is Why We Rarely Provide Any)

Man In Airport, Loudly, To His Wife: "The Invisible Gorilla has escaped!"

OVERHEARD BY ERIN

Homeless Guy In The Mission, Yelling To His Friend

"Dude, you better be careful, cause if you die, I'm gonna be mad as hell at you. And if your ghost comes back, I'll kill it!"

OVERHEARD BY REESE

I'm Sure Our Readers Could Come Up With Many Reasons (And Put Them In The Comments Section)

Girl: "I just don't understand it. Why would you step on a fish?"
Guy: "I completely understand it. Why wouldn't you step on a fish?"

OVERHEARD BY SARAH

Guy Grabbing His Beer Belly, Shaking It At A Baseball Game Vendor Selling Light Beer

“LIGHT BEER!!? You think I got THIS by drinking LIGHT BEER?!!!”

OVERHEARD BY MIKE

Social Work Professor To Classroom

"If you need all of your clients to like you, you should be a bartender."

OVERHEARD BY LOREN

24-Year-Old, In Response To Her High Score On An IQ Test

"This will show those people who think I'm more stupider than I really am!"

OVERHEARD BY WALT

'One Wins Every Single Election That Their Country Holds; The Other's A Democrat'

Girl states she doesn't think "just anyone" should be able to vote in presidential elections.
Guy: "What, you're not a Communist, are you?"
Girl: "I don't really know the difference between Communists and Democrats."

OVERHEARD BY AME

Overheard In The Double-U, A, L, Squizzle, M, A, R, T

Woman: "Where's my shopping cart?"
Man: "I moved it over there. You know how that song goes, 'ya park it like it's hot'? I parked it like you got groceries."

OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE

In A Very Quiet Office

"Will somebody make some noise so I can bite my apple?"

OVERHEARD BY TIFFANY

High School Student At Lowell High School

"She's a two faced bitch, but not in a bad way."

OVERHEARD BY EMILY

'Do You Have Enough For Everyone?'

Girl to Guy: "If you do that, you won't get a treat. And you know what I mean by treat."

OVERHEARD BY ZOE

Woman At Rock Concert Seriously Underestimating Her Mother's Intelligence

Woman: "Would you like some earplugs, Mom?"
Mom: "Yes."
Woman: "Here you go. Do you know how to use them?"

OVERHEARD BY JEFF

Practical Man Eating A Bowl Of Beans

"If I stop eating for too long, I might realize I'm full."

OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER

Mum Defending Her Dog To Grumpy Colleague

Colleague: "She barks every time someone walks past the house. It drives me mad!"
Mum: "Well, don't you say hello to people when you see them?"
Colleague: "Not bloody strangers I don't!"

OVERHEARD BY LOST DREAMER