Brother And Sister Talking About, Um....

Boy: "See, it's gonna be about this tall [holds up hands for description], and this big [pinches fingers together]."
Girl: "Mhmm."
Boy: "Yeah, it's gonna be just like this french fry. Gonna be this tall [holds up hands again] and this big [holds up french fry]."
Girl: "Yep."
*silence*
Girl: "Actually, I have no idea what you're talking about anymore."

OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE

Guy Making Theatre Geek Insult About Hefty Innkeeper In Ashland,OR

"Didn't you want to ask that guy if he ever played Falstaff, except that that would be rude?"

OVERHEARD BY MK

Overheard At Denny's At 3 AM

"I could be wrong, but there may or may not be a live turkey in here..."

OVERHEARD BY SHAHALA

Guess He's Not A Movie Buff

Lady Waiting For J Train: "Hey, you ever seen 'Pulp Fiction'?"
Dog: [silence, sits down on sidewalk]

OVERHEARD BY LIAM

Girl Planning For Her Future

Girl 1: "You can eat anything in prison."
Girl 2: "Naw, they just give you bread and water."
Girl 2: "Not in Celebrity Prison."
Girl 1: "You're not a celebrity."
Girl 2: "Yes, I am."
Girl 1: "I never heard of you."
Girl 2: "Not yet."

OVERHEARD BY KIMBERLY

Lady At Children's Play Place Holding Teething Infant

"That was a really long drawn out story, with lots of drooling and biting involved."

OVERHEARD BY APRIL

'Wrong' Is A Four-Letter Word

Girl: "What's your locker combo? Isn't it 'cheese'?"
Guy 1: "It needs to be five letters..."
Guy 2: "Cheese is a five-letter word."

OVERHEARD BY TOBYLURIO

Kid Who Needs To Work On His Poker Face

Kid: "Who would throw chess pieces out a window?!?"
Teacher: "You!"
Kid: "Heh heh...Yeah..."

OVERHEARD BY TOBYLURIO

Chuck Todd, Slaughtering The Very Thing He's Talking About

"There is reasons to use language the way we use it."

OVERHEARD BY MK

Overheard At High School Awards Ceremony

Biology Teacher: "Hey, if the English teacher can read a poem, I can bring out a human skull, okay?"

OVERHEARD BY LADYOFTHEICE

Older Man To Couple, Unknowingly Continuing Our Junk Food Theme

"They're damn Oreos. You know you're gonna want more than that."

OVERHEARD BY TASNICKER

Guy On Those Little 100 Calorie Packs

"That's just enough Doritos to piss me off."

OVERHEARD BY LLOYD

Brave Girl Willing To Suffer For Her, Um...

Girl 1: "I like those jeans on you."
Girl 2: "I do too but they're made out of a really heavy material. It would take me twice as long to walk home if it rained and they got wet."

OVERHEARD BY CALISTRO

'Unless It's A Cactus'

Girl 1: "I just love my new plants, but I threw away the instructions!"
Girl 2: "Uh, add water."

OVERHEARD BY IRIS